Oh God, My Wife Is German.

My fellow Americans, you know how we’re deeply afraid of undercooked chicken? That’s what it’s like for Germans and cold drafts.

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Sat Mar 23 16:33:45 +0000 2019

Keepin’ it classy, #Audi. https://t.co/gwXQLFYQng

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Fri Mar 22 18:45:17 +0000 2019

#Currywurst https://t.co/Z9y79z6l8R

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Thu Mar 21 16:03:48 +0000 2019

Ever been to Titting, Germany? https://t.co/10lJOLcErd

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Wed Mar 20 17:52:52 +0000 2019

Dare you? https://t.co/xuRRAyE5xz

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Tue Mar 19 17:35:24 +0000 2019

Lot of big bathroom tippers in Germany, apparently. https://t.co/KW1pLXM8H6

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Mon Mar 18 16:16:52 +0000 2019

Our biggest fans this week: @immofux, @briancmoses, @whatever_jess. Thank you! via https://t.co/rXJksNkueQ https://t.co/QcRGwBGS9E

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Mon Mar 18 08:01:35 +0000 2019

Almost time for spring! https://t.co/egslnsllWx

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Sat Mar 16 16:38:27 +0000 2019

Just switch out the music... https://t.co/istvHmIx4w

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Mon Mar 11 16:03:42 +0000 2019

Our biggest fans this week: @immofux, @Hoeferle, @briancmoses. Thank you! via https://t.co/rXJksNkueQ https://t.co/PDbC1rtP2v

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Mon Mar 11 08:01:06 +0000 2019

#Oktoberfest https://t.co/upRETG4Msy

— Oh God, My Wife Is German. (@mywifeisgerman)Sat Mar 09 16:36:30 +0000 2019